Funny Rubber Duck Jokes

Enjoy these funny duck jokes and puns that will make you and your kids laugh.

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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. Great clean jokes for everyone. 64 of them in fact. Here s a quacking collection of the best duck jokes and puns.

Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Visitor s very funny weird duck joke a woman taking a walk in the woods was surprised to have a small white duck covered in shit waddle into her path looking mighty distressed. What does a duck with hiccups lay. The old man says.

The quack of dawn. What do you call a clever duck. Let s quack this case. These silly duck jokes are especially great for parents teachers bird and nature lovers but the are fun for everyone who enjoys wildlife and birds.

A big list of rubber jokes. She too pity on it and cleaned it off with a kleenex. Animal car duck hunting lawyer if it walks like a duck talks lidek a duck and smell like a duck but chuck norris says it s a girrafe. In need of a beak.

There a few idioms phrases relating to ducks that could be used as duck puns with the right context. What happens when a duck flies upside down. Duck and weave and a sitting duck and like water off a duck s back and duck and cover and duck out and duck off and ducking and diving and get one s ducks in a row and golden duck and if it looks like a duck and walks like. At the mall today i saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck.

Boy you ain t gonna catch no ducks with no duck tape the boy keeps walking and says yeah we will see old man later the boy walks by again with a bundle of ducks wrapped up in the tape and the old man says b. We also have other animal jokes so make sure to check out other other funny jokes categories. Once you re done at this pond waddle on over to our farm full of chicken jokes or feel sky high with our. It s a damn girrafe.

These funny duck jokes will quack you up. Duck jokes and puns. What time does a duck wake up in the morning. I asked him if it tasted like quackers.

At the quack of dawn. This collection is one of many from our huge collection of animal jokes which includes bird jokes. Our laughs will lift you lighter than a feather in no time. It s perfect weather for beano s best duck jokes.

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